Regular Season: In the books

The 2019 LAEFL regular season came to an end Saturday. July 13. If this had been on a Friday it would have made a lot more sense.

Our meeting place was closed without notice. 3 of our coaches had to call out due to a variety of “what else can happen” reasons.  But there were games played Saturday in spite of all the other adventures we experienced.

49ers vs Vikings :  If he had not already made a statement, he would have made one Saturday. He is #40 Kleinsasser. From the opening kickoff, a 95 yd TD, to the last score, a 43 yard TD (his 4th), it was Kleinsasser’s day.  The 9ers had no answers. Although if the rest of the defense had taken #42 Lott’s example, it may have ended differently. But one man does not stop a train when he’s the only one on the tracks. Vikings take this 37-19.

Browns vs Bills:  As part of the “what else can happen” Saturday, the Browns were left trying to find their defense which got caught in Philly due to hurricane warnings. They were able to hitch a ride and after a slight delay showed up ready to play. And play they did. They gave the Bills all they could handle. #34 Thurman was held in check running but was able to break a kick return 81 yards which set his 9 yd TD for the first score of the game. While the Browns “D” showed up, their offense did not. Could have been the anxiety of not having the “D” there on time. The offense gave up a safety and missed almost all his passes. Anxiety…. I don’t know but the offense clearly let the defense down. Meanwile the Bills were patient and happy with a 10 point lead which played out the rest of the game, bringing back to Buffalo a 10-0 win.

Saturday the 13th or was it really Friday the 13th……

 

reporting for LAEFL Chronicle.        Steven Watts

 

 

The Day Before Gameday

TWAS THE DAY BEFORE LAEFL GAMEDAY

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW

EACH COACH IS LOOKING TO DEAL HIS OPPONENT A KNOCKOUT BLOW

 

THE SEAHAWKS AND RAMS ARE GEARED UP AND READY

WHILE THE VIKINGS AND BROWNS ARE FAR PAST THE STEADY

THE EAGLES AND RAIDERS ARE RARING TO GO

THE # 1 SEED IS THE GOAL FOR THESE FOES

 

THE BILLS AND EAGLES SHOULD BE A TOUGH ONE

IF THEY SURVIVE AND CONTINUE TO HAVE FUN

THE 9ERS AND VIKINGS MAY NOT MAKE IT THROUGH

UNLESS THEIR OFFLINE AS SOMETIMES WE DO

 

THE JETS ARE LOOKING TO BLOW PAST THEIR GUY

SO THEY CAN FOCUS ON HOME THEN THEY’LL FLY

THE BROWNS ARE EQUIPPED WITH NEW CONFIDENCE AND SQUAD

SETTING OUT TO PROVE HIS TEAM IS NO FRAUD

 

SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE LAEFL IS READY TO GO

GETTING PAST THIS WEEKEND AND ON TO THE SHOW

IT’S BEEN A GOOD SEASON FOR LOTS OF THE TEAMS

BUT FOR SOME ALL WE CAN DO IS LET OUT SOME SCREAMS

No undefeated teams

The LAEFL had its June 15 bash in Irvine where the last of the undefeated teams bit the dust. The Eagles held that distinction until then when they faced the one loss Rams who were stinging from their loss to the Raiders on last gameday. Here’s what so strange about that.

Gameday one- Raiders lost to Seahawks 420 bash- Seahawks lost to Eagles Gameday 4- Rams lost to Raiders        6/15 bash- Eagles lost to Rams

In other matches from 6/15 bash the “Smoke A Bowl” was the “high” mark of the day as Coach Shabby’s J-E-T-S took down Coach Tate’s 49ers 34 – 14. But it ended well as they celebrated by smoking a bowl.

In the final game of the day, the Raiders increased their win streak to 5 with a victory over the 49ers.

The standings are very close with 4 teams having only one loss heading into the final gameday, July 13.

 

Rams 16 – Eagles 14

Breaking News from the Eagles training facility. After losing to the Rams by inches on a two point conversion, Coach Buddy Ryan has cut and replaced 9 players. Coach Ryan says his team is ready for a playoff run. A source within the Eagles facility was heard saying,

“The Rams are who we thought they were, and we let’em off the hook”.

The Game

It started out really as a joke to see who would pick up on the reference of it and now it’s the LAEFL’s most anticipated game. Smoke a Bowl, pits James “Shabby J” Portillo and his New York Jets against Cleon “Rastahaze” Tate Jr and his San Francisco 49ers.

Over the years this game has taken on a life of its own. At first it was played during the college years of the league as a rivalry game and was later carried over with a trophy for the winner to hold until the next game. Next season it will be the featured game for the LAEFL 420 games.

Early on the game wasn’t much of a rivalry (Shabby J) holds the series lead 5-3, but Cleon (Rastahaze) has won the last two. “I get geared up for this game I love playing EFL but this game is for the chalice”, stated coach Tate when asked about this game. Every game is important but when it’s your rival it means a little more.

Saturday June 15th in Irvine CA Smoke a Bowl 9 goes down.